SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED “DO YOU SHIP KIDS?” AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED, “well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…” AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION “does it affect seating?” “Sometimes,”
My friend’s mom is a teacher and she said that’s all they do.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via surgens)